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how granny works

from screenshot
to straight talk.

Granny is an AI dating coach for iPhone. You choose dating-chat screenshots, confirm the transcript, and get a read grounded in the messages — plus help with what to text next. She can use the match history you have saved, so the advice does not begin from zero every time.

six clear steps cloud AI disclosed you confirm the transcript
the full receipt trail

the whole trip,
no mystery.

The product is built around one useful chain: selected evidence, a transcript you can inspect, an opinion you can question, and context you control.

  1. you choose the evidence

    pick the screenshots.

    Choose up to five screenshots from one conversation. Granny reads only the images you select, so keep different matches in separate uploads.

    one conversation · your choice
  2. the cloud does the reading

    safety check, then transcript.

    The screenshots are encrypted in transit, sent securely through a safety check, and read by a cloud vision model that turns the chat into structured text.

    image → safety → cloud vision
  3. you get the final word

    confirm what she read.

    Before the conversation enters Granny’s notebook, you can correct the match name, speakers, or any misread line. Vision models can get things wrong; this step keeps a bad transcription from becoming remembered history.

    editable before it is saved
  4. give the chat a person

    match it to your lineup.

    Connect the confirmed conversation to someone Granny already knows or create a new match. That lets her compare today’s messages with the history you have actually shared.

    new match or existing match
  5. the opinion, with evidence

    get the read and the receipts.

    Granny looks for red and green signals, gives her take, and points back to the messages that shaped it. A signal is not proof of someone’s intent or a diagnosis; it is a reason to look closer.

    signals · verdict · quoted lines
  6. the useful part keeps going

    ask before you text back.

    Ask what to say, whether a change matters, or why this situation feels familiar. Granny can pull the relevant match history and your stated boundaries into the conversation instead of starting cold each time.

    reply help with relevant history
Granny’s receipts screen, with lines from a dating conversation highlighted and connected to her explanation.
the useful claim is inspectable: Granny points back to the lines behind her take.
where the data goes

the honest version.

The conversation has to leave your phone to be read. The notebook about your dating life is a different thing, stored locally in the app.

sent to read

screenshots and relevant text

Your selected screenshots are sent securely for a safety check and a cloud model read. Coaching sends the confirmed transcript and relevant context through the cloud again.

kept on this phone

Granny’s notebook

Confirmed transcripts, match history, Granny’s notes, your journal, and the patterns she has learned live in the app on your iPhone.

not kept as a chat record

the conversation content

Peeled Banana’s database does not retain your conversation as a stored record, sell it, or use it to build a Granny training dataset. Account, usage, and billing records are separate.

delete means an actual job

“forget me entirely” starts permanent deletion.

After the server accepts the request, the local notebook is wiped. Any unfinished server or provider deletion keeps retrying until it completes. Read the precise commitments in the privacy policy.

what the read means

sharp opinion.
still not proof.

keep this distinction

Granny can identify messages consistent with common dating patterns. She cannot know a stranger’s private intent, diagnose a person, guarantee an outcome, or replace a therapist, advocate, or crisis service.

Use the read to ask better questions: Is this behavior repeating? Do the words match the actions? What happens after I state a boundary? Do I feel safer and clearer, or smaller and more confused?

read the dating text patterns guide

bring the screenshots.
keep the final say.

Granny is coming to iPhone. Join the waitlist and be first to hear when the door opens.

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